碰瓷【第一屆 deanliu X Partiko 微小說 競賽：42字】

in partiko •  6 years ago  (edited)

“老头子，准备好没？装得像些啊！”
“嗯！但我俩老花眼看不清车牌号咋办？”
“没事，先倒地再说”
“——啪！”
“爸！怎么是你？”
“... ...”

话外音：

本人写文章功力一直不咋地，早期也投稿过N次月旦评的文章，可惜一次都没中。所以无比羡慕上台领奖N次的 @xiaoshancun前辈。这次这个微小说，我想了2天才想出来这么一个略带反转剧情的小段子。希望能获奖~

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      ·  6 years ago (edited)

    “儿啊，早哦。这么早你也上工啦？爸上班儿，没事儿快走吧。”

    “爸，幸好早认出是你，不然一会我又白干了。”

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      ·  6 years ago (edited)

    ..............................OMG

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        ·  6 years ago 

      所以他俩都是。。？

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          ·  6 years ago 

        都是一家人：）

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          ·  6 years ago 

        对了，怎么没看到你写微小说参赛啊？期待你的作品(๑˙ー˙๑)

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            ·  6 years ago 

          我参加了，2篇，直接在刘美女帖子回复了，没有另外发新帖

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            ·  6 years ago 

          共40字

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            ·  6 years ago 

          文字功底强！短短40字把故事、情节、最后戏剧的结尾都浓缩了！赞赞赞！

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              ·  6 years ago 

            感谢黄大师夸奖！！！

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                ·  6 years ago 

              祝你能获奖，投你一票。

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                  ·  6 years ago 

                谢谢你哟！！

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                    ·  6 years ago 

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                      ·  6 years ago 

                    hahaha

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                        ·  6 years ago 

                      So alluring and magical :-)

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                          ·  6 years ago 

                        thx(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

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                            ·  6 years ago 

                          厉害的碰瓷

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                              ·  6 years ago 

                            谢谢 ^_^
                            写这个实在是 绞尽脑汁！！！

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                                ·  6 years ago 

                              微小小說，確實好玩。

                              我喜歡這故事。
                              點贊支持。

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                                  ·  6 years ago 

                                谢谢 帅酷的米高(´▽｀)ノ♪

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                                    ·  6 years ago 

                                  可以写碰瓷2了image.png

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                                      ·  6 years ago 

                                    我其实写了两篇 微小说。还有一篇是“肉包子”。但是觉得笑点太低，没发。。。。

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                                        ·  6 years ago 

                                      写的很棒啊

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                                          ·  6 years ago 

                                        谢谢

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                                            ·  6 years ago 

                                          自作孽哦！

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                                              ·  6 years ago 

                                            是啊～就讽刺下现实生活中碰瓷的那些坏人

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                                                ·  6 years ago 

                                              Partiko是手机端吗？
                                              我在手机上打42个字的时间，在电脑上能打420个字个。。。。。

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                                                  ·  6 years ago 

                                                手机端

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                                                    ·  6 years ago 

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