I Seceded Where Others Failed!

I love journeys. The road to somewhere is sometimes more interesting than getting to the destination.

When traveling, I sometimes get extremely bored and that's when the fun starts. My brain starts to wonder more than usual. And that's a lot. So much, that sometimes even I can't follow. This time the journey was short, so I never got that far with my brain, but one though sometimes is enough.

I'm thinking of buying a passport. A Conch Republic passport. No, I'm not on my way to airport, just on a buss coming back from work. I just had a thought. That thought lead to another that was that should I establish a state of my own, a micro one, perhaps one square meter where no-one is allowed. Only on special permissions, and then I remembered that I already have that because I am a Finn and I really, really need my own space, I just haven't declared my personal space a state yet, but now that I've said that out loud written it on permanent record, I might as well do it. Some day. But first, I need a Conch Republic passport.

I'm only thinking about it thou, because the passport that I want, costs about 1000 dollars and some. And those are not Steem dollars. A diplomatic passport. I would be an excellent diplomat. And excellent diplomat, I say. I would be the best Conch Republic diplomat that I know in Finland! It has nothing to do with the fact that I know none before. But I would be awesome in it! Diplomacy. Diplomaticing. Everything would be awesome!

The passport, well, it's no use, just pretty to look at. Depending on my head shot. A bad face day or a good face day. But it would be awesome! The Conch Republic passport I mean. Although a good face day would also be awesome!

So if you want to fund me being a Conch Republic diplomat with a diplomatic passport, all donations are welcome. And I could say that a donation of any size is good, but lets face it, bigger is always better. If you give me only cents, I will use it on drugs, weapons and alcohol ice-cream and lollipops. And the more you give, the more I can use on the passport and drugs, weapons and alcohol perhaps donate something to rescued fluffy and furry kittens and puppies.

Adding rainbows and unicorns also here. Sad tortoise and a bouncy rabbit.

"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Conch Republic diplomatic passport and a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Conch Republic diplomatic passport and a Mercedes Benz?"

Actually, forget the Mercedes Benz, I want a Tesla.

Me, I have a driver's license.
Me can drive.
I'm an excellent driver.
Me. Me. Me.
Give me.