I am a Pastafarian because our god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM for short), has the biggest meatiest balls which evidently makes him the god with the best credentials. So a few years ago I became a fully ordained minister of the church of the FSM. Today I got requested to share a religious-propaganda video and as propaganda is a totally ok method for any religion I am sharing the video over here on steem :D
If that hasn't made you curious about our noodly lord the FSM then I would like to point out that the Pastafarian heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. For more info about us check over here -> https://www.venganza.org/about/
Join the FSM just think about the pasta-bilities. Also we have a 30 day return policy which states that you can return to your current god if the FSM doesn't seem to work out for you. You don't have to regretti believing in the spaghetti!
If you want to send hate mail to our church that is totally ok. We celebrate the hate mail so much that a seperate section on the website is devoted to it -> https://www.venganza.org/category/hate-mail/ It is a fun past(a)-time to look at it XD
Praise to our noodly lord.
R-Amen
I recently learned an interesting aspect about the FSM... but I forgot it. Would have been a great contribution to your post.
May your pesto never run dry or something.
Do you have a secret handshake?
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We don't really have a secret handshake. Pastafarians recognise each other by their colander or pirate attire. Yar
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