Women, what you should know about them.

An American humorist by name Mark Twain, once ask a very enduring question, “he ask of what the people of the world would be without a woman”. To really know the answer to this kind of question, I want you to understand the nature of a woman introversively and extroversively. According to Alexander Dumas, he asserted that a woman was the last “item” that God created, may be on a Saturday night, when God was already tired of creating things. Following the story of creation in the biblical Genesis documentation, I can conclude that woman was not in God original plan. He even stated “let us make man in our own image”, looking at the heavenly entities, I discover that there is no womanlike creature, even the angels are all masculine in nature. For those of you who preach that God created everything in seven days, let me shock you! God created the first woman on the eight day. She was created out of a man, out of his own demand for a partner, I called them “men by-product”, a woman is part of man that was originally install to provide him with comfort, balance, internal stimulation and inspiration, but out of man own demand for a partner, God took that part of him out to create for him a woman. That is why it is said that “in every successful man, there is a woman”.
God took a little percent, probably 10% of a man to create a woman; showing you that a man is only 10% less than its perfect whole; oh my God! How small she is when compared to a man. Eventually in real life occasion, this 90% of a man is always in need and in search for the remaining 10% of his part, to complete his perfect whole, that is why you hear of marriage, rape and young people involving in abnormal sexual relationships every day, this is not their doing; it is what was once one, that is seeking to return to the original state.
A woman was made to be a man “complement”, at the same time their “weakness”, maybe that is why a German philosopher added that “woman is God’s second mistake”, just as a flower, a woman changes with time, she grow every day, but she cannot be like a man, no matter how educated she is, As Dr. Anderson said “no matter how the women compete with men, they are still to worry about their monthly flow or menopause at old age”, no matter how powerful she is even a little boy can influence her. Because she is only a fragment of a man, that makes her so soft, not closely packed, that is why she is not as rigid as a man, she is flexible both physically and mentally; she is always very beautiful because of these attributes. Everyman is willing to do anything just to keep one for himself, that is why, if you remove a woman in a man’s life, he become more like a castrated dog. Naturally, a woman does not need to go extra mile, to get a favour from a man, a man can even kill a fellow man to satisfy a woman;
As for cleverness, a woman is extremely clever: she understands Greek, Latin, German, Chinese, and more than 250 dialects of Nigeria when love is involved! A woman is kind to excess: she can love a full man and a half man, the blind and the deaf; the lame and the dumb; simply because of their deformities. She can love Methuselah – someone three times her father’s age. In search of comfort she can even love a Judas; she is more weaker when love is involved. As for understanding, women understand everything except their husband!
Edger Watson Howe contends that a woman appears not to want anything at first, but a good husband. But as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world to be added to the husband! They are very open especially with guys with cars or cash, she is very hot, relaxed and convinced of her beauty with much satisfaction and comfort; looking for that perfect man. Her natural war start the moment she start giving birth, this can make her half destroyed, but she would still be a nice place to visit. Note “naturally women are not expected to remain the same with use”. It does not end here, a woman between the age of 45 and 60 are now being hurt by their past mistakes, she finds it hard to walk, because she was once a hater of exercise, she will be very wide, quiet and her curves practically wear off, making a man to keep away from making incursion. As the once charming woman advance in age, physically, she retrogresses. At 70 if she continues to live, the once charming woman would now be compared with Algeria or Afghanistan, everyone knows where she is, but nobody want to go there
I still have a lot to tell about women, but ‘I will tell them when I am one foot in the grave’ so that as soon as I finish, I will jump into my grave. I stand to agree with what Tolstoi and Isak Dineses say that “the entire being of a woman is a secret which should be kept”. In fact the hardest thing to be in this world is to be “a woman”. Women should be given the greatest respect after God, they deserved to be praise, it is not easy to be a Worker, Organizer, Manager, Adviser and Nurse. To all the women, I love you, GOD BLESS THE WOMEN.