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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

we need another #comedyopenmic entry yodi, your audience, which consist of yours numerically incrementing only to 3 and others of much higher importance, has been waiting too long for your encore

When my new zolpidem script comes in, I’ll make sure to pop a few with a glass of red, and mash out something else overly pretentious and just barely humorous to burned out caucasion cubicle dwellers in the suburbs.

err....where is my overly pretentious sleep inducing, alcoholic enhancing, and under estimatedly hilarious entry to COM my yoditty one?