CosmOS App Review #1: Event Outcome Net [EON]

This CosmOS app seems to have programmed itself in a way that provides the user with a peculiar choice. In any particular state of spacetime, user can choose between positive and negative outcomes of manifested, manifesting and unmanifested events. This in no way hinders proper functioning of CosmOS, since any event outcome is equally valuable to system operation. In simpler terms, the universe doesn't really give a shit, as long as there's something happening, anyway.

It should be noted that any user may also freely imagine perfectly good reasons for wanting both positive and negative outcomes at different states of spacetime. Sometimes we need a break, sometimes we need a lesson.

Advanced use cases may include spikes in user's awareness of outcome value equilibrium due to his in-built synchronicity with CosmOS. Once the user is capable of understanding the infinite nature of untapped event outcome value, he can begin noticing and extracting value out of virtually any event outcome he observes. (user can choose to not give a shit, just as much as the universe doesn't give a shit, since afterall, the user is the hardware that runs CosmOS)

What makes the app genuinely fun to play with is a backdoor you can unlock by understanding (installing) the "Streamlined Event Interpretation" plug-in. Once installed, user gains the ability to interpret events as they are unfolding, virtually providing him access to app's inbuild SDK.
It should be noted that this sometimes leads to some users realizing that they're, at any given time, only able to pick one interpretation at the cost of the other, which may sometimes cause short term neurosomatic effects during the adjustment period.
Several reports have claimed that certain users managed to surmount these built-in software limitations. No consensus has yet been reached about what they actually discovered, but holy fuck wouldn't it be cool to find out!

Overall, the app seems to provide sufficient entertaintment value, with some additional benefits for the advanced users.

I'd give it 1/1.