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What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large
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AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHSIFHBSAFBASHKFBAKS omg thats so good
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my dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad... finally I had to take his bike away
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Hahaha nice one. I chuckled.
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Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman.
A good example:
“I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”
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BAHAHAHAHA BRUTALLLLL. This deserves to get meme'd
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How come the pirate wasn’t allowed to see the movie?
It was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Not bad. I think it'd be funnier if it were "What kind of movies do pirates like? Ones that are rated ARRRRRRRRR"
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Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Well, for one, I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
o.o
I'm sorry.
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH hahahhahahahahahahahahah omg
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i'm dying that's so funny
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This post was resteemed by @steemvote and received a 35.04% Upvote
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This post has received a 0.25 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @ausxen.
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A mad man was standing over a bridge and was shouting 37 repeatedly. A man was passingby and from a distance asked him why he was shouting 37.
The man replied I have thrown 37 people into this river. Awaiting the next person before i count 38
I don't need to tell you what the sane man did with his legs
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