Really shitty superpowers

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Since our drives to the mountains take a little time, either we're listening to audio books....or giving ourselves conversation challenges. Recently we were talking in the car about what our super power might be, and that got us thinking about what the shittiest superpowers might be to have.

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For example:

You can fly...but only horizontally.
You can teleport...but only into toilets.
You can stop time...but only for a second.
You can freeze water....but only to make ice cubes for drinks.

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What would be your shitty superpower?

Oh yeah - here's some bridges - which are sometimes pretty. Their superpower is that they can cross large spans...but can never move.


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Answer - To see what needs to be done but not be able to control it -Terrible superpower.

Love the photos and the car game.

That would be terrible.

Amazing shots !!!! :D
Love the question... not sure what to answer ... I guess my shitty superpower would be to ... never get hurt -but only when I'm the one leaving... (in a weird mood, that's the best I could come up with right now :P )

Thank you. :) It's a fun question to think about.

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Stunning photos. It took me a while to wrap my head around the first one. I couldn’t think of any superpowers, but I don’t think freezing time would be so shitty, even if it’s only for a sec!

Just one second. Damn....it's over.

Very nice photos you captured! It got the stunning effect! Great! Do you have any tips on photography?

What are you looking to shoot?

I love observing human!

I'm not great at portraits. I've heard the best thing to do is get someone talking. That's when they show their best side to the camera.

Alright! Thanks for sharing! Will try out next time.

I think being able to teleport to toilets would be a pretty useful superpower - one that becomes more useful as you get older... but it would have to be to a vacant toilet cubicle :D

Sometimes all you need to do is to stop time for one second to not send that stupid drunk text message...

I could go on but I don't think there are shitty superpowers, but there are probably bad times for using superpowers :)

Into a toilet....literally. In the bowl. :)

That's a good use of the second.

Man I wouldn't mind the freeze water for drinks superpower! It seems like we're always out of ice!
Beautiful shots as usual!

Thank you!

I love the composition in your photos! Really good style. Keep it up!

Thank you!