Help/Feedback on these microscope pics

Didn't want to post these anywhere people knew me but really want other peoples thoughts on these.

I was at a friends house a while back and she had a microscope.  While I was waiting for her I picked up this little bit of lint put it in the slide and this is what I saw:

First shot is normal size on slide, second is full zoom on my iPhone4.

These next two were taken on my iPhone full zoom down the microscope, it was the only way I could think of at the time to capture what I was seeing.

The last shot I've smudged around the face(??) to highlight what I'm looking at or imagining.  Can you see the little pixel lady?  These photos don't do it justice, it was full on.  Body, arms, features and different expressions in each shot.  I know it's not real but WTF.  Now I can't stop picking up shit from the floor to put under the microscope looking for the rest.  

So someone explain it to me.      The light playing tricks - my mind playing tricks.

And if she's not real explain why in the last photo she's got a red jacket on and is looking up like she's been caught.

All thoughts and theories would be appreciated.

Also, I think I'm falling in love with her.