Just those same, everyday, ordinary thoughts.
I am in a meeting and I'm ready to kill myself. Perhaps with an icicle.
On the other hand I'm not that keen on pain or unliving, so I could kill someone else. I hear an icicle is a good tool to do a perfect murder.
Let's see, there are fifteen people here...
...oh shit. My name is on the participant list.
On the other hand, I am wearing red pants, so blood and guts splattering around wouldn't be that bad. Not like in those cases when wearing a white shirt and you immediately feel the urge to eat tomato soup or spaghetti with tomato sauce.
Oh well, the icicle photographs are last years icicles, so everything here is a lie.
Life is a lie.
Better stick to playing bullshit bingo.
Photo: CC BY-SA 4.0 - gallery.insaneworks.fi
Photo: CC BY-SA 4.0 - gallery.insaneworks.fi
Photo: CC BY-SA 4.0 - gallery.insaneworks.fi
Photo: CC BY-SA 4.0 - gallery.insaneworks.fi
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A frozen leg of lamb is another perfect murder weapon or so Roald Dahl wrote about in his short story, A Lamb to the Slaughter, not that I want to give you any ideas. ;)
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Interesting. I better remember that one the next time I get my hands on a lamb leg. I never have in my life, but then again life is full of surprises and someday I might wake up with a frozen leg of a lamb in my hand. :D
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I keep one handy in my freezer but then a Sunday comes along and I tend to roast it. Hehehe x
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So after Sunday and before the next grocery shop trip, you are out of suitable weapons...
You should start growing icicles in your fridge then. Like I do. Although my icicles are more snowy than icy. I'm a lazy household carer so I tend to have lots and lots of different means to kill people. Hoping for the bacteria here to grow up and have sharp teeth. Then I can start training them.
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I get your point, although thankfully, not literally! 😂
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Not the most murderous icicles are they, seem like gum drops that were busy melting but the cops got there and reminded them it is illegal.... Would look even yummier with some shall we call it strawberry syrup on....
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Perhaps not the most murderous, but that was one of those days that the weather was again like hell freezing over. And I really, really, really wanted to touch one icicle. It was colder than any icicle I've ever touched. I could hear it's thoughts and it was craving for my skin from my fingertips. Just like any metal chain in freezing temperatures scream for tongues to touch them. It was just a half second away from freezing me altogether, like liquid nitrogen. Fortunately I pulled my hand away in time.
True story. :D
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OMG, but did you die?
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Yes. I think I did. Unless I'm wrong. But that can't be possible. I never am. Wrong.
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It seems we have similar thoughts. 🤣
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Vital thoughts to survive yet another day. :D
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Oh yeah, for sure!
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Two icicles make a bicicle.
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You are absolutely correct. :D
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