Giraffe talks to a rabbit:
"Hey rabbit, I tell you, it is wonderful to have such a long neck. When I see fresh leaf up on the tree I reach for it with ease, I pick it up gently and then chew and chew, mhm... And then I feel as it goes down my long neck, through every part, every segment... And when I drink cold water during hot day I feel it cooling down my magnificent long neck, flowing through every part, mhm..."
The rabbit looks up at dreamy giraffe, clearly unimpressed, and asks:
"Giraffe, have you ever puked?"