叛逃的瓜

in photography •  6 years ago 

院子里有很多瓜秧，然后只见开花不见瓜，我就纳闷了瓜呢？瓜哪里去了呢？

尽管没有找到瓜，但是我依然安慰自己，瓜还没长出来呢，等到9月份、10月份估计就能看到瓜了，现在可能还早，瓜还在孕育中。

今天早晨出门，偶然发现对门邻居家的院子门上方有个巨大的瓜。

这就奇了怪了，对门邻居家今年一直在别的城市住，这边一直没有住人。没有住人当然就没人播种，没人播种就不会有瓜秧自己长出来，没有瓜秧当然就不会有瓜了。

有句话叫做：种豆得豆，种瓜得瓜，邻居家也没种瓜，当然就不应该有瓜出来啊，那这个可疑的大瓜哪里来的呢？

有个成语叫做顺藤摸瓜，我今天来个反向操作，顺瓜摸藤，然后发现瓜秧竟然是在我家这边！

可是这个大瓜，你不辞辛苦从我家这边跑到邻居家那边是为了哪般？莫非我有虐待过你，才会让你叛逃？

我合计那天把它揪下来炖汤吃掉，可是这明明是我家叛逃出去的瓜，为什么一想到要去揪掉，就有种做贼心虚的感觉呢？

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Hahahaha好可愛好胖好狡猾的瓜呀！🤣🤣🍈就不想讓你吃唄~ 施主，放過它吧！

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      ·  6 years ago 

    放过它，吃你吗？🤣🤣🍈

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      ·  6 years ago 

    哼哼！報警了！有人要吃人啦！

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        ·  6 years ago 

      哎呀，忘记了最近要吃素，只能吃植物人了。

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          ·  6 years ago 

        哼哼！報警了！有人要把人打殘廢了！😭😭

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            ·  6 years ago 

          哈哈，叛逃到隔壁的瓜

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            ·  6 years ago 

          亏我对它那么好😭

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              ·  6 years ago 

            找个夜黑风高的晚上把瓜搬回来呗....

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              ·  6 years ago 

            嘘，小声说，别让别人听到了

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                ·  6 years ago 

              邻居家回来了说这是我的瓜，虽然它的根在你那里，但是在我家的地盘上就得听我的！
              你生它，养它，照料它，没成想它不仅没有感恩，还趁着不注意溜了，瓜亦是如此，人呢……

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                ·  6 years ago 

              这瓜是看上邻居家啦。哈哈

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                ·  6 years ago 

              这个一定是瓜女，女生外向不是吗？

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                ·  6 years ago 

              瓜说：我是我自己的，我要主宰自己的命运，自由生长~~~

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                ·  6 years ago 

              What fruit is that? Look similar like melon

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                  ·  6 years ago 

                兄弟，支持你一下

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