Here's what's really going on

Here's what's really going on (I'll refrain from being crass): GIRLS LOVE DICK AND GUYS LOVE PUSSY. Please see comments below.

Has anyone noticed an alarming proportion of young people suffering from anxiety? There is one way that a young female who enjoys sex can quell anxiety...

I was speaking with a liberal (also anxious, curiously...) friend of mine who majored in psychology. I should also mention that there does not exist a more compassionate person on the planet (...and also that compassion is a major risk-factor for liberalism, sadly).

She explained the fundamental/historical sexual-behavioral effects of the male gender's ability to produce "genetic reproductive material" every 20 minutes or so, and the female gender's ability to produce one offspring every year or so. She said, while a male might (should) be somewhat selective when choosing a mate, a female MUST be Highly selective because of the necessarily HUGE investment of time and effort that she will be making if conception occurs.

So, how does this affect society, keeping in mind the first paragraph? Although both males and females are naturally driven to enjoy sex as soon as they are physically able, the male is MUCH less likely to use appropriate caution. Fortunately, the female has been informed about the consequences of intercourse and she understands how some people in the past were negatively impacted by rash actions. She has been taught that any two people who intend to engage in intercourse should be responsible, mutually trusting, and well-positioned in life to take care of a child if conception occurs.

This makes her rather picky. But there are guys out there just DYING for some pussy! We would be foolish to underestimate the power of this desire. These guys will work their ASSES off to get some ass. They will rise to the standard set by the females, and our society will be continuously optimized since said standard is not fixed, but instead based on status relative to the norm. Every male who exceeds the standard effectively raises it. This is a description of a good world which will naturally aspire to utopia. This is clearly not accidental, but by elegant design.

BUT WAIT. What was that about quelling anxiety? Oh right, ENTER THE MOTHER FUCKING PILL. And, Oh! SO aptly named :///

Now women can be 99.9% confident that pregnancy will not occur. They can fuck freely, with the only concern being the contraction of an STI, so they often demand the use of condoms to further quell anxiety, and further obliterate any need for even a modicum of trust between two partners. That's right dudes, you can now get away with being an irresponsible Piece of Shit and still get plenty of tail. In fact, you will then be more desirable as a booty call since most females will not be FUCKING ANXIOUS that they will fall in love (a common side-effect of orgasms from intercourse), but end up heartbroken.

All of this works wonderfully to reduce the quality of society to a minimum, with the only saving grace being capitalism, which is also under vicious attack. Who are the assailants, you ask? Go figure. The same small group of elite who pay good money to devise and then dress up these weapons against society as "advancements," even though anything beyond a cursory glance reveals them to be completely malignant. The pill isn't alone, of course--not by a long shot. Abortion, zero-accountability government assistance, public education, insurance in general, medicine/pharmaceuticals, and our indoctrinated vision of the "American Dream," as perpetuated by a clever and well-funded advertising industry, all work in perfect harmony to delay us from actually LIVING, prolong and perfect our training for modern slavery, and ultimately minimize the intellectual strength of people throughout all of American society.

I hope no reader is silly enough to think that females are to blame for failing to set high enough standards. I also hope that no reader is silly enough enough to think that males are to blame for not taking it upon themselves to exceed douchebag status. Everyone in this scenario has been dealt a shitty hand, and the only one to blame is the dealer.

P.S. There is an unmistakable theme to many of these statements, but before anyone dismisses pure logic applied to basic human behavior as nothing more than religious dogma, realize that a lot of those religious kooks are actually Much more right than wrong. Any religion that acknowledges the truth of the above is part of the solution. Well, assuming that they don't fuck everything up by alienating potential free-thinkers with fear mongering and greed, thus steering them towards a life of sheephood ://