Step 1: Change your name to sound mysterious and asian.
Step 2: Make a pizza.
Step 3: Get everybody else to make twenty one million more pizzas.
Step 4: Tell them you think it will take 40 years to do that. You make the rules and you decide how many pizzas everybody else is allowed to make. You decide how quickly they are allowed to make your pizzas. You decide when everybody has to stop making pizzas.
Step 5: Sit back and watch how rich you will become as everybody invests their whole life's savings to get as many slices as they can get while they can still get the pizza slices so cheaply. Twenty one million infinitely divisible pizzas will be rare and scarce.
Step 6: Promise to come back to life after your soul has been tortured in Hell for a few hundred years.
Step 7: Die.
Step 8: Have your lifeless corpse cryogenically frozen and preserved.
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