Them hawk-eyed Front-Runners,
findin' posts obscurely.
Biding up they time,
and gittin' votes in early.
Look at all them Front-Runners,
with they message pad.
Waiting days to see results,
of curation myriad.
How to be a Front-Runner,
gather up yer loot.
Just spin up yer VPS,
and install Lucky Luke.