A poem about the importance of modern relations

"Modern relations"

We are looking for a couple in a couple of bars,
So that her and so and so.
A couple is waiting for that among the rams
Find a naive moose.
I
Not burned with the idea of a relationship
I knew that everything would go wrong.
A search for a couple for intercourse -
The inheritance of dogs.
Yes, this topic is a cause for doubt
After all, you need to continue the family ...
In the meantime, hand for sacrifice
And everything is upside down, on the contrary.

Popovich Andrey

Note: I apologize for possible errors in the poem and I hope that your comments in the future will help me avoid this.
I also want to note that the original of the poem is written in Russian, and this translation is rather an amateur than a literary one.