Gym Teacher - An Original Limerick +BONUS Limerick

chrisroberts (65) in poetry • 7 years ago (edited)

Hey friends!

The following limerick is my entry into Lymmerik's Limerick Contest #2

Follow @lymmerik! This limerick contest is going to be big, and I can't wait to see what else he brings to the table. Writing limericks is an incredible way to work those creaky creative muscles. And it gets so much easier with a little practice.

The theme for this week's limerick contest is:
Write Your Original Limerick About Your Favorite OR Least Favorite Teacher in School, Any Grade!

I didn't have a lot of rhyme-friendly teachers from school, but here's what I came up with.

My gym teacher's name was Racine,

The bastard was ever so mean,

When given the chance

I once pulled down his pants;

The view for the class was obscene.

And here's another one I wrote in consideration for the contest. This is NOT my entry. The above is my official entry. I call this one Old and Grey but What The Hey

I had a professor named Kaiser,

No others were older or wiser.

His wife had each year

A new baby to rear,

He must be a spokesman for Pfizer.

That's right, that was a limerick bonus, just for you!

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7 years ago by chrisroberts (65)

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ravikumar11000 (39) · 7 years ago

You Are Really Geneous.

Good Skill.

Thanks,

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chrisroberts (65) · 7 years ago

Oh I'm no genius. I'm just okay with words.

Thanks for reading and commenting!

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iwrite (58) · 7 years ago

Lovely rhyme! Lol Pfizer!

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chrisroberts (65) · 7 years ago

Thanks! I was wondering if anyone was going to get that joke. 🙂 🙃

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bangjuh (50) · 7 years ago

Good poetry

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chrisroberts (65) · 7 years ago

Thanks for stopping by!

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lymmerik (57) · 7 years ago

@chrisroberts,
Hey, Hey! You've really got it! Both are excellent! I like it.
Thanks for your entry (and the bonus limerick) Sounds like you had some interesting times in school.
@Lymmerik

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chrisroberts (65) · 7 years ago

Thank you sir! I've always enjoyed limerick-ing.

That was a fun one. Carrie had her yearbooks out, looking up teachers. I remembered all mine, but the ones with the funniest stories had impossible-to-rhyme names.

Thanks for resteeming!

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lymmerik (57) · 7 years ago

@chrisroberts,
only Orange cannot be rhymed. lol! I'm sure Carrie will come up with a funny one!
@Lymmerik

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chrisroberts (65) · 7 years ago

I'm a rhyme perfectionist. Finkeldei was the name of the teacher that I would have most preferred to write about. He had a speech impediment... I'll let you know if I come up with anything.

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