Marriage Lesson

in poetry •  7 years ago  (edited)

Here is a poem that I am not too sure about. It's one from an old joke and it was not so easy for me to find a way to do this one. Maybe someone else could.

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The husband brought a co-worker to lunch,
without telling the wife first.
He sits there while the wife yells at her man
telling him she looks her worst.
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She said that the house is a mess and the
dishes need washing, just look.
I’m still in my PJs and I just won’t
be the one that is your cook.
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The wife looked her husband square in the eye,
said, “You don’t bring friends in tow”.
He said, “He’s thinking of marriage next week
and just wanted a demo”.

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HAHAHA this one has killed me towards the end

it's funny.