i'm in love with Megan Phelps-Roper
Gosh darn you beautiful womyn
you say i and others
are going to hell
ya you know what i am saying,
matter fact after this
open mic
well ya, uh huh
u know what i am screaming
i'm in love with Megan Phelps-Roper(3x)
ya tonight, womyn
i'm gonna be alone
not even the old dog around
in a house just filled with smoke
i want to hold you
more than clouds need to rain
ya you got those baby making hips
that is nutting i can help with,
see i cut my testicles off
ya i cut my testicles off
ya you know what i'm talking bout
i'm in love with Megan Phelps-Roper(3x)
see like ya womyn
you got a mind
higher than all men,
like all womyn do-o ya
i know we think so different
but just so ya know
i listen to everything word and action
you say...because
i'm in love with Megan Phelps-Roper(3x)
but still womyn
i truly listen and give
all of my heart and souls to you
i'd make you dinner
you ay not likehellfish
or roast pig
and i'll make sure
never to mix or blend
my fabrics,
because
i'm in love with Megan Phelps-Roper(3x)
but womyn i make you dinner in bed
mow your lawn
ya you know what i mean
we'd have to take ourselves out
and stone ourselves
cause after a night with me
we wouldn't be clean in the eyes of god...
she might smite us,
but we have
one another,
i am more man than any of the my fellow DAWGS out there
and you'd be the only womyn i'd come running
ya god damn i am lonely
its be a hell of a 17 years
i'm goinG for twenty
but Megan i want to wake up to you daily
while we laugh at our bad breath,
ya you know what i mean,
cause
i'm in love with Megan Phelps-Roper(3x)
ya i'd even go to church
so womyn you don't have to beg
i know i am tired of being alone
i'd do anything for you
money & objects & clothes
couldn't buy you & that's why
i'm in love with Megan Phelps-Roper(till fade out)