Goober The Cat

in poetry •  7 years ago 

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We have a cat that I want to kill
But my wife won't let me do it
I'm doing my best to avoid that destination
But the cats about as crazy as you can get

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I do my best to ignore the cat
As far as the cat is concerned, that's not the case
She will wake you up in the middle of the night
By meowing very loudly in your face

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The cat is as sharp as a bowling ball
She doesn't have a brain in her head
I believe the cat needs to be put out of her misery
The cat would be better off dead

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I really don't like cats either

Cant blame you

Cats are evil

Indeed