This just in. One William Poggio Jr. was arrested on Saturday at The Villages in West Kissimmee Florida 'Villages', a master planned age restricted community famous for it's active swinger scene. William, or Poggio as his followers call him, was charged with indecent exposure and open profanity for allegedly crooning his own randy version of Sade's 'Smooth Operator'. Poggio a regular on the Mature Men's Karaoke circuit of central Fl, was seen earlier in the day at several residences earlier in the day. In a statement provided by Poggio's attorney, "...my client consents that he was on the premises visiting sick and dying old people, soothing them with tales of yore, lamentations, and blessings. At no point was anyone penetrated, and let the record show my client's beard is a shiny dookie brown, with nary a gray hair in sight."
Witnesses say Mr. Poggio started his turn on the microphone with little fanfare. They were not startled by his slow start. Blanche Mayfield, 74 and long time Villages resident commented, "It's not infrequent that one of our shy seniors will forget a line or stumble to catch the beat. So we didn't think much about Poggio's trepidatious 1st verse" While no video has yet surfaced, the following transcript of the ordeal was obtained by Steemit WhoKNews.
"...unintelligible...whts yur kweshun, I....said Gray Penetrator
No need to ask
He’s the gray penetrator
Gray penetrator, Gray penetrator
Gray penetrator
He’s Flirting with another GILF,
And teasing with another tart.
Playing with floppies, and with sloppies,
He’s loved in seven "The Villages”.
Hat box life bingo nights and safety lights, tired but still alive
Call the medic, when she falls.
Bingo life, viagra boy.
Less than chaste, indiscriminate tastes, maximum ploy
Movie nights, end in, catfights,
All they require is a breathing squire, to ease their plight.
A man for the seniors with tin-gu-ly parts
Where liniment is left to chance
This might the big one, but worse ways to depart.
No need to ask
He’s the gray penetrator
Gray penetrator, Gray penetrator
Gray penetrator
In their wills and paying his bills, old and frail
On the porch, the bed, and jacuzzi, chasing tail
~interlude~
Not to much chase, no time to waste
We take our meds and call our kids
Our brownies are laced
No license to drive, and slow on the pole,
Lost most his memory, his soul he has sold,
Swings dick like a mule, but his hands are cold.
No need to ask
He’s the gray penetrator
Gray penetrator, Gray penetrator
Gray penetrator