Zombie Bacon :: UnintendedPoetry

It appears one of my favorite subjects has once again become a target of compilation into poetry form. Bacon. And zombies. But mostly bacon.

When @damianjayclay skulks about in the backscroll, he ferrets out little jewels of wisdom that otherwise would be pooped out into the ether, forgotten.

Normally I don't offer much wisdom. And that hasn't changed here either. But I figured my observations on bacon, vegans, vegetarians were amusing enough to warrant a post. Also, it ties in vaguely with my comedyopenmic post of a couple days ago.

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Zombie Bacon

Nobody dies from bacon.
But can anyone live without it?
Can anyone cool live without it?

No, no, they're not really living.

Half the ppl we had at our place
were veggies and vegans.
So hard keeping track
of what people wanted.

Must be what it’s like
to have a bunch of kids
with random preferences.

A vegetarian zombie
would have some hard
decisions ahead of him.

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