Woody woody chopper,
Axe has strong as balls,
Arms has brave as bravo,
It never misses a hit,
Directly on axis,
It falls into the sea causing a big splash!
Sea water on wood chopper's face,
Yells in trouble,
Pulls off his jacket to clean eyes,
Scratching uncontrollably,
Is sea angry at my dear wood chopper?
Or tree is malicious?
He leaves for home,
Calls sick,
Next day,
Seen with a swollen buggy eye ball.