A poem by a good friend I thought was funny and not funny :
Jobs Are flying
West Virginia is dying
Citizens are crying
Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing.
Frackers are spilling.
The whole world's gone to hell but how are you?
I'm super!
Thanks for asking.
All things considered,
I couldn't be better I must say.
I'm feeling super!
No, nothing bugs me.
Everything is super when you're cray cray cray!