Never bring home stuff to a food fight.
Never wrestle the bug bear in your behind.
Never rest a cheek upon silicon hubcaps.
In the remote event,
of external decompression,
pray to god you are not dead,
just resting,
pining,
for a Mediterranean fjord.
Fuck you, and your kind.
Bend over and scrape a piece off that monumental pile
of citrus fruit peels.
Jack a hammer up a slope.
Serenade the morning with a mouth
full of nail clippings.
It’s always wonderful to be back
where you started from.
Delegate, then super-delegate
a penis into a deformed cavity,
an arsehole onto the crest of a wave.
My spunk,
as basis for the bastardisation of a plagiarism resembling the formation of a romantic relationship.
Puss and dust mites.
Jaundice for your black heart.
Relocate to Cape Verde,
and somewhere there,
manage to silently drown.
Resteemed - for some reason it wouldn't let me upvote it. >XD Something about 12 hours before a payout or somethin'.
~Thomas Duder, Author of the Things
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Save your vote for another day mate. Cheers though!
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