Hello Everybody, Welcome to the another episode of Roasting with Steemer. In this big - tight -Schedule day where bitcoin bubble is shifting from one side to another,steemit price going up - coming down, with no sign of resignation of Mr. President Donald Trump , few people never forgets to show their creativity. I love steemit for this creativity. This time we are about to take deep dive in the endless world of Pokemon.... with @raycoms 's "Scientific explanations for pokemon moves - GEN 1 - Part 1" So forget the bitcoin jump and enjoy

Time to help @raycoms

Scientific explanations for pokemon moves - GEN 1 - Part 1

A respectful Disclaimer...
"I respect your pokemon and you must too..."

"Hey everyone, today I asked myself what a good way would be to explain the different Pokemon move-sets if the Pokemon would exist in real life."
@raycoms I respect your thoughts but if you ever tried to think about pokemons in reality and their existence, than you will get this.... That's why Nintendo kept it 2-D.... just because this....

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That's a good question , and I start visualizing how they will create fire? hmmmm Petrol,Oil,Gas ?
Fuck I forget the Ass.
Fire From Ass

Do not worry my brother @raycoms , I took the audition on your behalf and just select any of the pokemon given below...

1. ASS RIDER
   

2. GAS FROM MY ASS
   

3. BURNED DICKHEAD
   

Apart from this we also provide 24x7 Assistance and support for our Legend Pokemon Trainers - IF IN CASE FIRE GETS OUT OF CONTROL

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@raycoms we cannot afford big bladder but I got the alternative for it.....
Tummy Tuck

Big Fat Stomach, enough to store gallons of water...

1.This pokemons are easily swim-able...

2.FearLess

3 And Can perform Amazing unseen Attacks Anytime

Perfect for your team.....

Need Electric Type? We got you covered
Remember him, he went for our auditions too....

Our Electric Pokemon are specialist in giving Heart Attacks

Even if our pokemon are loosing,they ensure your win with hard dedication...

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Finally...

Our grass type pokemons are special in illusion , even you can't detect him with your naked eyes...

Good in sand attacks with lasting long LEGs

Trash the opponents like never before...

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Hope so that @raycoms and his friends buy pokemons from my store only... Discount on Christmas...

That's all in this post...

Pokemon is best and I love too....
This post is for entertainment purpose only. A light weight content.
for real post==>>https://steemit.com/pokemon/@raycoms/scientific-explanations-for-pokemon-moves-gen-1-part-1
if any of my word hurts you than I am Really Sorry...
Till then Live-love-laugh...