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in politics •  7 years ago  (edited)

Someone might try to kill the god emperor at the state of the union address. Secret service better be on their fucking game. Q is worried about false flags. I would be worried about the demon that's possessing Mad Maxine Waters. It may force her to try and kill our commander and chief. I can see her hiking up her skirts and sprinting full tilt at mine fuhrer, and at the last second he turns and draws a samurai sword! With a slash that only the sharp shooters in the room have the acuity to witness. He releases the demon from his tortuous mission, sharing a vessel so vile and hideous. And as the head of Mad Max rolls to a stop at the feet of the all father. He walks over to Adam Schiff and wipes the blood from the blade on his shoulder. Trump says, build the wall bitch. And I got nice set of striped pajamas for you. You'll love them.

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