Local Dumbass Confused About Current Events (Too complicated for him, it seems!)steemCreated with Sketch.

in politics •  6 years ago 

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Part 7 - https://steempeak.com/politics/@cyberdemon531/local-dumbass-doesn-t-understand-literally-fucking-anything-about-us-politics
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OK OK OK, Y'ALL. I HAVE FINALLY DECIPHERED THE LOCAL DUMBASS'S SPEECH AND HAVE FOUND OUT THAT THERE WAS IN FACT, SOME SORT OF MESSAGE!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

So he seems to be under some conspiracy spell, I'm guessing styxhexenhammer666 made a video about it and he got hypnotized immediately due to low critical thinking skills or something. Let's check
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Ah, here we are. Now it makes sense, the NPC has already been programmed!

Literally no one cares about this anymore, and barely anyone cared to begin with tbh. Like, the main critiques I saw were that the school was irresponsible for letting the kids mock the folks for no reason and be assholes, but we knew that from the get-go since they're at a pro-life rally LMFAO. No one wants to murder a child, just punch an asshole for being an asshole (of which no one really wants to do that either, its just an expression). Somehow, though, the local dumbass is under the impression that I personally want to set this kid on fire, even though I couldn't possibly care less.

But, current events? Why does he shill this so hard as a current event?

I talk to him about BDS free-speech issues and he ignores it, but flavor-of-the-month right-wing-talking-points are top notch importance apparently! Here I am, being silly, talking about the coup in venezuala, tax brackets, police violence, terrorist violence, healthcare rights, free speech crackdowns, when in REALITY, I should have been posting about teenagers being kinda stupid!

My bad!

It's hilarious how right wing drones get programmed into thinking things are "big" stories and then cry about "current events!!!" when they have no real clue in about what's going on in today's world. It's hilarious.

At least we got to the bottom of that mystery.

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the tendency of right wingers to try and find anything that vindicates them no matter how stupid and then just double down even though it actually doesn't make any sense is epic.

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I had no idea that right wingers were using this story as a conspiracy basis lmfao its epic as fuck how they latch on to the silliest things.

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I know exactly how you feel, I asked what possible reason someone could have for thinking Gavin Mcinnes is racist and someone showed a video of Gavin interviewing a black man and tried to use the words the black person said as proof of Gavin being racist, talk about grasping at straws.