DNN Wanker: Hokay Kookaburra, several members of our audience have complained that we are asking too many questions involving phony issues, abortion and climate change and what not; three of them have requested that I ask you a question about some kind of a major science theory, evolution or Albert Einstein's theory of relativity for instance. What would be your take on relativity, the idea of time and space being deformable, the mirror clock thought experiment for instance??

Kookaburra: That's a good question and I'm glad you brought that up, we used to talk about that occasionally when I was growing up. You see, I grew up as a poor middle-class picaninny sharecropper's daughter on a nice middle-class cotton plantation in upstate New York with nice well-kept yards an even the cotton fields was well kept an organized an occasionally there'd be somethin in the news about Albert Einstein an the field hands would be talkin about this business of goin off into space an, when you comes back, all yo friens woulda died of old age an what not, but mosta the time we was jus pickin cotton an studyin bout running for political offices an makin ridiculous claims an what not, like the thing bout me bein black for instance,,,,, You can see for yoself I ain't no blacker'n you or the man on the moon, the way that all started was my teachers an counsellors sayin I was blackHEARTED.....