A crisis meeting by Jose Alejandrino

in politics •  7 years ago 


The Opposition was in panic. It decided to hold an urgent meeting chaired by (Senator) Drilon to decide what to do about its sad situation.

Drilon began, "Let's face it. We're in the shithouse. (Vice President) Robredo's trust rating is down to 30 percent. She is now a garbage. (Senator) Trillanes is even doing worse. Stephen Sackur of the BBC showed him to be an idiot who keeps knocking his head against a brick wall. (Senator) De Lima is in jail and the public approves of it. Alejano goofed by suggesting the Philippines changes its name. Lagman and Hontiveros are being accused of robbing the public treasury. Pangalinan has been caught holding hands with Hontiveros. I'm being portrayed as a fat pig. And Bam is nowhere to be seen. It's bad, really bad. The Dutertistas say we keeping making mistakes because we're brainless. The foreign media is beginning to doubt us. On the other hand, Duterte's popularity keeps rising. So what do we do? Anyone around the table has any idea?"

"I've an idea!" Trillanes shouted gleefully.

Everybody looked at him.

"What idea?" Drilon asked.

"Let's announce we're having a brain transplant," Trillanes said. "The Opposition will now have a new brain."

Everybody applauded.

"Great idea," Drilon said. "Now whose brain do we transplant with who?"

They all flocked to the hospital to have their brain transplanted. Trillanes replaced his with Robredo's, Alejano with Lagman's, Hontiveros with Pangalinan's, Drilon with De Lima's, Bam with Noynoy's.

After they all recovered from their operation, they decided to hold a joint press conference to unveil the new Opposition.

"We've all decided we shall no longer obstruct," Drilon announced to the press. "From now on, we shall cooperate with our great president. To begin with, we want more martial law all over the country."

The press could not believe what they were hearing.

One of the reporters asked, "Sir, why more martial law? The president didn't ask for more."

Trillanes answered, "Because the president didn't ask for it, we want to give it to him."

"But, Sir, why?" the reporter insisted.

The Opposition members looked at each other for a reply. They all had a blank look.

Trillanes answered, "Why? Because the sky is too high and the carabao cannot fly."


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They should all go to the streets and vend their taho-filled heads.

They got too much money from their supporters to do that. Let them talk and do their worst. We didn't need to do anything and look at what happenend to Sen. Trillanes..shooting himself in the mouth.

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sundalong lugaw, hehehe, napanood ko to, sa BBC i can't help laughing, slams in the face, every criticism thrown by SUNDALONG lugaw to the PRESIDENT boomerang to his FACE.. hehe nice post.. follow kita maam.

Let's show the world the TRUTH of what's happening in the Philippines. A lot of members here stand for what they've read about President Duterte although a few do listen. another dds @bennydelacruz :) :)

ako maam!! I CAN SAY IT FIRM!! after THE late GREAT PRESIDENT MARCOS, it's a blessing to have such PRESIDENT. "PRESIDENT DUTERTE is the best!!!" hope there be no election and he continue his good work for the philippines, for now i don't see someone that could pull the trigger against criminality, against oligarch and other threat aside from him..

Senator Gordon looks promising. I don't think President Duterte will exceed one term.
I think that now, it's the world who needs to see who President Duterte is. Not just read about him according to the opposition but also from his supporters or any unbiased publications.

@immarojas ha-ha, brain transplants - I'm surprised they survived the medical procedure LOL 😃
I wish for the siege (is it Marawi?) to end soon - be safe!

In Marawi yes and it's not over yet.