Liberal Twitter 005 - The RentFree Chronicles

Ever heard someone say "You're letting him/her live in your head rent free?" It's one of my favorite sayings and I'd like to share it with you guys before I go into it. If you're ruminating about someone involuntarily (or perhaps voluntarily) that person is like a tenant that you allow to occupy limited space of your working memory, without giving you anything in return. If you have problems with this personally, I'd recommend mindfulness meditation, I speak from experience. Why do you think it's a favorite saying of mine? I know what it's like to be there. Not to live in someone's head, but to have people live in mine.

Now friends, how do you explain this real estate genius known as Donald Trump and his seemingly uncanny ability to inhabit the vacant space in these peoples' heads rent free? Join me, on this journey through a world of le resistance and its' never ending brain-pain.

Yes channel your hate le resistance! Just keep attacking the president as a person, maybe you will get to him eventually.
Maybe.

I like pointing out typos too. It's a good way to strike back against someone who has gotten under your skin.

Yes Brian, I'm struggling to cope with your bootybotherness. Perhaps take a walk, perhaps chill for just a minute. How can you "not agree with the majority of the president's actions?" It's like this guy's begging for something to be mad about.

I remember the good ol' days when I was in kindergarten and used this chant on people I didn't like.

Well friends, I would argue that some Americans have been standing still since 11/8/2016.
"American democracy appears to be in retreat." I would say "perception = reality"

I've always wondered who those NFL players were serving by kneeling. It's almost like they're upset and want to make a virtuous gesture to the public without doing anything of any real consequence. It's the kind of move you'd expect from someone who has a rent free tenant riding around in the brain.

What's the point of this outrage? What is the source of this outrage? International joke? I wonder what history will remember as the joke, the president, or le resistance.

Did you ever notice how every member of the president's family is also a crook? You would think that maybe just one would be a decent person, but no, they are all smeared in the press. Maybe I was wrong about the president living in these heads rent free, maybe his whole family is living there rent free.

Listen friends, if you read my previous posts, you already know who's gonna win this poll. Stop and think for a second, it's now about who's "the worst," it's about who's "the most hated."

#2 for rent free living, Sarah Sanders. Whether you like her or not, she's got more nerve than the rest of that press room combined, they all know it, you and I know it too. That's why they hate her, they can't censor her.

Thanks for reading friends. Criticism/commentary is welcome of course. Have a nice day, and don't let anyone live in your head rent free pls.