I'm baaaaaaaaaack, gentlemen

I have been away for awhile to avoid the shit storm of jealousy and pretense. During that time, I've decided to embark on a journey to find the best clips on the planet, old and new. Scouting far and wide for the greatest, most hidden treasure in the land of porn, I return to share the booties with you, fellow adventurers.

It seems that I must put a disclaimer or face the wrath of non-hardcore #nsfw. Ladies, why spend time posting on Steemit for meager pennies when you could become a verified user on Pornhub for much more? Your beauty is an asset that should only be admired by the highest connoisseurs.

DISCLAIMER:
VIDEO CLIP IS FOUND ONLINE. I TRANSFORM SEGMENTS INTO HD GIFS AND WRITE STORIES ABOUT THEM. IF I KNOW THE ACTRESS' NAME, THEN IT WILL BE LISTED. IF NOT, AND YOU KNOW HER, PLEASE MENTION IT IN A COMMENT. PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESS, THEY'RE UNDER-APPRECIATED TALENT. I CLAIM NO OWNERSHIP FOR THE CLIP, ONLY THE WORK OF MAKING GIFS AND WRITING STORIES.

Now that the bullshit is taken care of, I just want to let my comrades know that this is a gentle introduction. Nothing fancy but a vintage clip from VHS days.

Sometimes I wonder how they could fit all of it. Give it a shake, looks too tight. I hope she's well lubed.

You know what, for a bad quality clip, that butt is incredibly cute.

And now, we dance (said in a French accent)

High heel on top of all that work. They sure do it properly then. None of that half-measured "arts" we see these days. What production discipline they have.

See the side way motion? Now that's a long lost ancient technique. I hope you take notes. Some day, it might prove useful to you to learn that move.

See how older civilization had to deal with this? We, as modern people, enjoy pleasure at our finger tip. Feeling lonely? fire Incognito Mode and have a fun night in HD. Thirty years ago, imagine how hard they have to squint to make out the pixels that matter. "You kids have it so easy, get off my lawn". Next time if you see an elderly person, pay them the respect they deserve. Even during quality me-time, they weren't fortunate enough as we are today.

Next clip is in the work. Suggest theme if you want to see something, preferably something easily found online. Adios.