Dear baby who’s no longer in my belly,
Lately, you’ve been having tantrums where you throw yourself on the floor, kick and cry. Normally I try to talk to you calmly and encourage you to self-check your emotions, but today I don’t give a damn. So as I watched you throw your body around like a fish out of water the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants came to mind. I started to giggle, then before I knew it I was hysterically laughing at your shenanigans. I laughed so hard that I pee’d a little. You are now in time out and I’m running a shower.
ps. I cant tell if you’re in trouble because of your actions or because I feel slight shame that I cant control my bladder during my last few weeks of pregnancy.
Sincerely,
your 37.5 week pregnant momma
Lol preggie momma
Enjoy it while it lasts
Someone earlier asserted that “the safest place a baby can be is in the tummy”
When it comes out, you begin another episode
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