10 things you shouldn’t say to a stripper

We are all required to think before we speak. There are many human beings coexisting and all of these have feelings and emotions just like us. Then why do we seldom give them same respect? Why are we not considerate enough to think before we speak? Strip club events are one such affair where men seem to lose all clarity and blurt things that are mean, disrespectful and outright creepy in most cases. Men treat strippers as if they do not share the same organs. They don’t have a heart, neither do they mind.

Well, they do mind. And just like you male shauvenistic retards, they too have a heart. It hurts when you say things without even thinking. After talking to many Miami strippers we have compiled a list of things that you should never say to a stripper.

“Can I get change?” 

 Is she the bartender? No, you cannot get change from her. If you are looking to cheap out and want change then ask the bartender. The stripper’s private stash is her tip and no you cannot exchange tips for giving tips. 

“What time do you get off?” 

The worst mistake anybody could do. It is none of your business when does she get out. This just tells the stripper that you might be one of those creepy stalkers that wait in the alley and follow her back home. And believe me, she has faced that before. So kindly keep ‘asking her time’ out of the strip club. 

“Tell me your real name.” 

If she said ‘Angelina’ then that is her real name. Stop asking personal details about her life. She is there for a job and that's what she is doing. The lap dance is one of many that she has given already. What makes you special? Her name is what she said it is and that’s it. Do not chase that topic again. 

“Can you tell the other chick’s name?” 

No she cannot. Stop asking names for god’s sake. It is literally invading their privacy. If you like her that much go and ask her for a lap dance. Again, do not ask her for her real name. She is a professional dancer and isn’t here to socialise with you and help you talk to others there.

“What will you do if i gave you more money?” 

The answer is nothing. Not all strippers are hungry for money. Literally none are these days. Being a stripper is a well paid job and she does not need your handouts. She’ll complain to the manager and you will be kicked out at an instant. So do not ask her demeaning questions like this my friend. 

 “I’ll tip you by taking you out on a lunch date.” 

No way. She doesn't want to go on a lunch date. She is working there. She is not there to have fun, meet people and go on lunch dates with them. If you want to tip then do so, otherwise don’t waste her time by asking stupid question. Instead tip her generously, without asking for change. 

 “What are you studying?” 

Not all strippers are helpless girls looking to fund their education by stripping everyday. Even if she is what gives you the right to show fake sympathy? It is rude to ask people about their hardships, especially when you’re getting a lap dance from them.  

 “Can I touch them?” 

No you cannot. Premier strip clubs, or any strip club that is worth its price will never let you touch them. That’s like the only rule out there. Why are even asking such stupid things? It just creeps them out and makes them uncomfortable.  

 “Is there a VIP treatment that i can get?” 

No, there is no VIP treatment. It is a strip club and not brothel. Shut up and enjoy the dance. Tip her but don’t trick her. She has probably been asked this question a hundred times today. Strip club service end when you have had the dance. There is nothing more to it than that. 

 “You remind me of somebody.” 

Please, please do not say this. How can she remind of anybody? Are you for real? Strippers are constantly harassed by such comments. If she does remind you of somebody keep it to yourself and enjoy the dance.

Miami strippers have asked all men to adhere to this public notice. This is a guide for all strip club events and premier strip club in Miami. It isn’t that you will face consequences for saying these things. But there has to be a sophisticated way. Let them do their jobs and you should lay back and relax. Strippers are not interested in short conversations while doing their jobs. Think of it as a business and you will understand that you’re just being a spoilsport by saying such things. They are professional pole dancers if you’d understand better this way. They are not out of luck innocent girls being coerced into being a stripper. Their hardships are personal to them and they definitely do not want to talk about it while they are doing the same. Picking up girls at a strip club is not cool. If she wants to tell you her real name she will do so without you asking her. If she is interested in meeting out of that place again she will tell you the same. Men must respect their jobs and never demean them by asking for special services. Strip club etiquette are an important thing. This will only help you have a good time and help them do their jobs just fine.