To Whom It May Concern

in privacypolicy •  6 years ago 


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Dear Every Website I Have Ever Visited Since The Dawn Of The Internet,

Seriously, IDGAF about your damn privacy policy. We know. The EU did a thing and now everyone in the world is getting 3,728 emails about updates to websites we haven't visited in five years. Maybe you should not bother if people have not been to your site since before Danerys had dragons.

I'm fully expecting to get a notice from GeoCities any day now.

Make It Stop,
Phoenix

That Red Fish your momma always warned you about

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they're gonna want you to update your Myspace next lol

Right? LOL
Oh, MySpace, where gifs were cool before they were cool. Tom never betrayed us like Zuckerberg. 😁

OMG! No shit! Oh man...GeoCities...Those were the days. Hahah! I had one called "Heather's Hellish Home" and my mother about lost her mind.
Your post gave me a good chuckle. I wondered wtf was going on with all the updates I was getting!

At first I thought there must have been a major security breach!

ROFLMAO!

My work here is done. 😁

LOLZ!

😂

Well the upside is that if you just ignore these emails you won’t have to suffer the junk mail you can’t be bothered to unsubscribe from, or those you try to unsubscribe to but they just keep coming. This is the end of it - you have to make a point of saying yes I want to hear from you. There are more that you don’t want to hear from obviously from the vibe of your comment anyway so see the positive side to this. 25th May was the deadline .....
Peace will now reign in your inbox and the rest of the worlds. this was a positive move to leave us all unhassled with junk mail we thought we wanted once 😉❤️❤️❤️

I go on unsubscribe binges on a regular basis, and yet it keeps coming! Here's hoping this works.

Me too I really hope this is the end of all that 😉