In Search of a Job

in punchline •  7 years ago  (edited)

Are you looking to hire a guy who:

-Won't show up on time or on days needed?
-Cusses and swears every third word?
-Doesn't shower, shave, or deodorize?
-Laughs when other people get hurt?
-Uses the wastebasket instead of a restroom?
-Sexually harasses everyone equally?

I am probably your guy. Send details and maybe we work something out. Thanks.

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I happen to have an opening you can fill.

NSFW

Sorry. I don't do plumbing.

fits the job description of a politician perfectly.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Politicians are worse.

could use a bit of attention, so that last one appeals to me

I might have something for you if you like dogs and kids? Plz send your Koalafications

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