My friends invited me to a weekend of playing games and pigging out so I told my girlfriend I was too sick to see her.
You learn a lot from having a girlfriend, like thinking quickly on your feet and that it's better to avoid than confront
@theabsolute and @cemke join us at #comedyopenmic.
She's over there trying to decide if the new guy needs extra large rubbers or magnums.
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So, that's why she doesn't look upset.
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remember to do this at the alter one day if it ever comes to that
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There will be no more hiding if you're already at the altar.
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You know that at that moment your life hangs by a thread hahahahaha.
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Are girls really that dangerous?
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Lol.
Find more boyfriends, so you can learn even more.
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I prefer girls, but ok.
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