He Said, She Said

in punchline •  6 years ago  (edited)

He said it was a napkin. After the limo dropped her back at the hotel, Stormy said it was definitely toilet paper.


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hahahahah!!!
did it even get hard?!
another question:
how did she find it? :D

nah,

that's totally a condom.

Too big for that...

It's one of those trick condoms. Make your dick look 10x bigger.