Dead Broke...

in punchline •  7 years ago  (edited)

Christmas shopping + Gas money + That 32 pack of Red Bull + Noise cancelling headphones + ... Essential Christmas expenses have left me completely broke and desperate for a little cheddar. So desperate, in fact, that I'm considering selling some of the gifts I received.

If anyone wants a 12 pack of deodorant, and/or a nice Hanes t-shirt, let me know. 

*SPECIAL OFFER!! If you buy them both I'll throw in the size 32-32 footie PJs my grandma got me.   


EDIT: I'm so sorry guys I forgot to add the brand and full description of the items for sale. The brand of the deodorant is evidently "Please Use" at least that's what it says. Also the Hanes t-shirt is white except for part of the back is brown (grandma forgot to buy toilet paper) but don't worry it looks semi-factory. 

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  

like many of us after Christmas moneywise life is harder.

Hey @thedailylaugh, I am writing to you and many other people who I have noticed for being very active and interested in humorous/sarcastic posts. I am not writing and begging for following me, but I want to share with you two of my other accounts, @krvsada and @tuzlasada , where I post funny GIF memes on daily basis (5 on each). Since I really want to improve and get amongst the best 'humorous 'steemians’ on this platform, I would love if you could sometimes drop to any of my meme accounts, enjoy in shared content, and possibly (the most appreciated) evaluate my work. I promise that I will be fully engaged with single one of your comments since this is something which inspires me and makes my days better. Furthermore, if you decide to keep up with my account, and if you decide to add my accounts to your steem voter account, I will assure to connect additional 55+ young accounts to automatically upvote your account's (and anyone else's) posts. All of them are my friends and their accounts can not give you lots of 'rewards', but can easier get you to the HOT section and possibly increase your account visits. That would be the smallest thing that I could give as a return for your engagement with you. Please help me to get a rise in this section on this platform. All the best, @keyss.

I read the first and last sentence of your comment... so... sure. ;) lol jk. Yep I shall follow you. Yes we need to get more people to give attention to the humorous side of steemit! Thank you!

Haha. Keep the jokes coming, man.