First Year of College:

You try to start slow and feel the waters, still not sure if you want to make your parents pay for college or wait until Bernie gets elected so you can get it for free. You try to just ease in slow...

And then you're trapped.

You spend the whole semester sprinting back and forth between video games and looking up "bad grade excuses" online. You try to get a job at McDonald's, where you proceed to offend all those who you come in contact with by explaining all your many heavy burdens. You're fired two weeks later. 

Then, finally, Christmas break. Oh sweet relief! 

This is the whole process in a bombshell:

Then, faster than it takes for you to get all your "I'm out of school!!!!" posts out, you have to go back.

And then, the first day of class, you're teacher talks about how he "Couldn't wait to be back":

It's enough to make anyone want to live in they're parents' basement.

*gifs from GIPHY