The Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy claimed responsibility for a glitter bomb which went off in Newport News, Virginia. We are very sorry for any Americans who got covered in glitter in the city of Newport News, America. The government of Qarsherskiy was targeting FSB (Federated States of Bombenfein) who are a neo-Nazi terror organization made up of pagan extremists who pose a threat to our current peacful Ramadhan status," says Sultan Ali Aq-Qarsherskiyy At-Tariq AL-Akbar in an embarrassing apology speech to one family who were glitter bombed while hiking in woodlands near Lake Qarsherskiy. Many critics of the Qarsherskiyan regime say Qarsherskiy intends on invading and annexing Lake Qarsherskiy USA into Qarsherskiy's growing territory in Qarsherabad, which continues to purchase and annex American soil at an alarming rate of 2 square feet per month.
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