Qarsherskiy Constitution / قَارشِيرصكئ كونستَتُشِن

in qarsherskiy •  2 years ago 
  1. Muslims and non-Muslims must peacefully coexist
  2. Allah SWT has authority over everyone including the Sultan
  3. Allah's law is the Quran and Hadith
  4. America is an ally unless provoked
  5. Antarctica is to be preserved and belongs to all Muslims
  6. All citizens are equal except for their deeds
  7. Deeds determine how much privilege a citizen has
  8. All citizens have freedom of speech and freedom of religion (except hate speech and mockery of Islam)
  9. Hate speech and mocking Islam is prohibited
  10. Drugs and alcohol are illegal
  11. Pork is illegal
  12. Legal driving age is 15 years on the Gregorian calendar
  13. Legal marriage age limit is 15 years (Greg Cal) (same for consent)
  14. Murder is punishable by execution
  15. Ladies first, chivalry, and patriarchy is our only way
  16. Liberal propaganda will be confiscated by the Qarsherskiyan government
  17. Islam, Democracy, and the Sultan over everyone (but Allah has even more)
  18. Laws about vandalism, property damage, theft, assault, and other societal problems are in place and must not be broken
  19. Littering is punishable by law
  20. Racism is punishable by law
  21. Burning, disrespecting, or changing the Quran is punishable by law
  22. Passports are needed to travel into government buildings
  23. AK47s with tracer rounds colored red must only be fired in self defense while green is for hunting. Other colors are for anything
  24. Cursing Allah or Islam or good Muslims may result in $50 fines or exile
  25. All capable children over age 4 must attend Qarsherskiy schools for at least an hour each month
    (Anyone under age 15 is a child)
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