How paranoid/aware/naive are you?-QUIZ

friendly-fenix (59) in quiz • 6 years ago (edited)

Hello fellow Steemian!

I have sensed that there has been a lot of "low-frequency" vibrations like fear and paranoia and such going around here on steemit lately, I guess it has to do with the censorship of alternative media online and such. So I created this "phoney-baloney-psych-quiz" so you can check just how "crazy" you are... I hope you enjoy this quiz it's all made as a satire, so don't get mad, with me, or the results they have nothing to do with reality I think??? 😂😂😂

Do you have a door?

Yes/No

Do you lock your door?

Yes/No

Do you have multiple locks on your door?

Yes/No

Do you have a home security system with an alarm?

Yes/No

Do you cary a weapon to defend yourself?

Yes/No

Do you have hidden cameras all over to “counter spy”?

Yes/No

Do you believe that con-trails from airplanes could be "chemtrails" possibly designed to kind of maybe harm humanity?

yes/no

Do you believe mainstream media is a whole bunch of propaganda and lies?

yes/no

Do you believe that everything Alex Jones and David Icke are saying is the only 100% truth out there and that they are never wrong?

yes/no

Do you believe facebook is a tool made to spy on people?

yes/no

Do you believe the internet is a tool made to spy on people?

yes/no

Do you google every new friend and try to make a background check?

yes/no

Do you believe smartphones are made to spy on people?

yes/no

Do you believe that one of your friends might be a spy working for “the other side”?

yes/no

Do you believe that you are a target in some weird mind-control experiment?

yes/no

Do you believe that your life is kind of like that movie "The Truman Show"?

yes/no

•One yes point : You are quite naive and you should try to be more “aware”!

•Five or less then five "yes points" : You are quite normal.

•More then six "yes points": Your very nervous and a bit too focused on security.

•More then seven "yes points" : You are paranoid!

•More then twelve "yes points" : Time to see a psychiatrist, like maybe this week…

•More then fourteen "yes points" : Time to call an emergency hotline tell them about your theories and maybe commit yourself to a mental-hospital or institution at least for a while….

😂😂😂

Peace, Happiness, Love and Abundance to all steemians!

• Follow me if you like this
• Upvote if you want...
• Resteem maybe?
• At least write a comment!

(And if you really are suffering from paranoia or trust-issues, I am really sorry and I hope you can get help, I don't mean to make fun of crazy people, anyway I am a bit crazy myself so I hope I can get away with it, I mean how can you not get a little crazy now days? And it's my opinion that a person is entitled to their own belief-system as long as they don't harm others.)

Helpful link if you're actually paranoid: https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Your-Paranoia

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6 years ago by friendly-fenix (59)

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artopium (66) · 6 years ago

I love the Truman Show! :D

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

IMG SRC:
-Yeah it's a freaky mind twister of a film...

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eaglespirit (66) · 6 years ago

OMG i just love this, how are you getting over 300 votes but only a dollar? wth?? hehe

you are incredible and i just adore you! xoxo

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago (edited)

Thanks! =)

/FF
p.s.
I used resteembots

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

Thanks I love you too @resteembot!
=)

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marcocasario (54) · 6 years ago

Done my friend! 🙂
#resteem

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

Thank you that was nice @marcocasario!

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marcocasario (54) · 6 years ago (edited)

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

Yeah @marcocasario.
Just resteem away!
Its always appreciated, I understand by the way you are expressing yourself that you are in a more constructive mode, that is great!!! Good luck, and stay positive!

/FF

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marcocasario (54) · 6 years ago

Just saw your little gift you sent a few hours ago. Thanks for that! =)

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artopium (66) · 6 years ago

Psssst. Come join the revolution.

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

-Ha ha ha, you crack me up man!
😀 😁 😂 🤣 lol
/FF

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artopium (66) · 6 years ago

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artopium (66) · 6 years ago

So does this mean we are a no go? :(

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

No no, go we shall, sorry I just had to deal with a lot of stressful things, so I have not had time to learn more about the technicalities of delegation. Just relax. Im a bit slow, right now.
/FF

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artopium (66) · 6 years ago

Well, once again, no delegation is necessary. But please take your time. Stress is no fun. There's plenty of time!

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

Sorry @artopium, Im a bit slow right now, but tomorrow I hope my brain starts to function properly again! =)
/FF

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headchange (51) · 6 years ago

Yikes who are you? Where did you come from? Why did you just appear out of nowhere and start talking to me on Steemitt?
I didn't do it, wasn't planning to, and know absolutely nothing about anything.

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

You're funny @headchange!
It's always good to not know anything...
Useful survival-skill... Ha ha ha!
😅
/FF
(Jokes aside, hope you're doing good!)

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headchange (51) · 6 years ago

I am just glad to see you back. I have just been having fun exploring the platform. Still a tiny fish but really enjoying the time here. Hope to see you around more often.

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

Yeah, its fun to just explore, it really feels like a deep dark scary ocean sometimes, hence this little quiz...

/FF

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headchange (51) · 6 years ago

Not really so scary. I deliberately came in with out an age, gender, or race. Surprising how few people were bothered by that.
At the same time it is a very liberating experience on some levels.
Just like the rest of the platform my account is one big experiment.
I did finally give a bit on the gender thing. For some reason that is the one that drives people to inquire.

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

We are 10 different personalities here sharing this account to scramble the "Skynet-AI" algorithms... ;)

On a serious note, it feels fairly liberating to just be a username and "some posts" + "wallet"... It is a nice little hobby and experiment...

Cheers!

/FF

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headchange (51) · 6 years ago

Oh indeed it is. The interesting thing is that there are people I interact with on a regular basis. Only one seems to care very much. To be honest teasing that guy has become a whole new hobby in itself lol

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friendly-fenix (59) · 6 years ago

Thanks @resteem.bot!

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