I LOVE THE WAY PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS SAID TO HAVE HANDLED A PERSON WHO HAD A KNOW-IT-ALL ATTITUDE. LINCOLN ASKED "HOW MANY LEGS WILL A SHEEP HAVE, IF YOU CALLED THE TAIL A LEG?"
"FIVE", THE MAN ANSWERED
"NO", REPLIED LINCOLN, "HE'LL STILL HAVE FOUR, BECAUSE CALLING A TAIL A LEG DOESN'T MAKE IT ONE"