10 Funny Quotes For Today

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image1. If people decide talking behind your back, the just fart.

  1. Don't drink while driving, you might spill the beer. Lol
  2. My cell phone is acting up. I keep pressing the home button but when I looked around, I'm still at work. LMAO 😂😂😂
  3. If you're hotter than me, then that means I am cooler than you.
  4. When people tell me "you are going regret that in the morning", I'll sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
  5. A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
  6. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. Hahahaha
  7. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. Lol
  8. The road to success is always under construction. Haha 😂😂😂
  9. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
    Please don't laugh alone, share it to your friends to brighten their evening.
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Few of those are real gems, thank you :)))

Thanks to you too

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