Funny Jokes and Quotes of the Day #7 @maujmasti

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Joke #1

I was on a sofa next to my wife who was
eating & typing on her phone. I heard my
phone ringing in the kitchen where I was
charging it.So I went to check, there was an
SMS from my wife & she wrote "bring the
salt on your way back. WTF

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Lesson today's wife's are smarter

Joke #2

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Quote of the day

Don't educate your children to be Rich
educate them to be happy
so when they grow up they will know
the value of things, not the price.

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That's really a smart joke, keep sharing

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@singhrajat Bhai for the first time visiting my blog post
I am honored that a senior steemian has arrived in my
blog post
Regards
@maujmasti

Thnx for appreciation, however the fact is you guys (I mean all active members in IndiaUnited discord), all of you guys are inspiration for me and I always get to learn something from you all. And this time it's that joke, may be some day i gonna try that trick on someone 😂

I will be more happy that you will join my gang of jokes section
from all day work when u are tired then there are some one who
makes u relax and feel happy and motivated with jokes and quotes
Thanks again dear

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Awesome jokes bro. I like it thanks.

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Haha...that last one os hilarious

Thanks dear you liked one of my jokes
I am happy that you are happy so keep smiling
@maujmasti

so funny.

Thanks dear

I like last 😂

She's so intelligent & caring. She knew that husband will go there when mobile will ring.