The thing I’ve been told

in racing •  8 years ago 

The thing, I’ve been told, looks a bit like a fish with skirts and spoilers. Something long thought extinct from the annals of street racing. Man, if you squint with these glasses, the sun becomes a flattened disc. The problem with being dead is there’s nothing to eat.

By measuring the depth of penetration with a rod or needle, we can determine the consistency or hardness of my TA’s ingratitude.

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“I'm indebted to Charles the Walcott, this evening, for allowing me the use of his penetrometer, though the results are going to make a lot of law abiding citizens very angry.”

The TA is speaking rapidly now, now that the story has become a media spectacle, giving us a faster tempo against which to measure our reactions. Whatever it is, up on the screen, it looks like a cauliflower.