My "FIRST" RageQuit & Why U Should Care!!!!

in ragequituwish •  6 years ago 

REDFISH RAMBLER RAGE PAGE

I love to hate this steem place and here are just some of the reasons why. In no particular order. Yes I made a list of grievances!

1.the price of steem
2.my oatmeal was too hot(too much steam)
3.my coffee was too cold(not enough steam)
4.nobody ever told me my hair was nice and I've been using Ned&Shoulders look MA No Stakes
5.ive never made it on trending
6.bidbots and the reward pool
7.my alliance proposal was dismissed just because I didn't make one WTF
8.I have only been flagged once, and I know I'm not that likeable
9.my last post was awesome but almost nobody cared
10.because the best stuff happens on discord anyway
11.i made a catshit post for caturday with real catshit and only one steemian resteemed
12.my self eSTEEM is lower than the current steem price
13.not one person offered to delegate and build actifat dapp for me grrr
14.i couldn't see a Bernie post because of bots
15.i was told there would be 🎂 cake, guess what? no cake!
16.the reasons I'm rage quitting are immutable
17.no drugwars recovery group wtf
18.steem isn't provably fair but dice games are wtf
19.what happened to dporn?
20.my favorite steemians have marvellous economics fixes but nobody cares
21.steem is addictive, I know because thousands of people have rage quit but always flounce back in
22.not enough posts about cats and lunch
23.i once got an upvote from blocktrades and made more in an instant than I do in a month(actually that was pretty awesome
24.i always powerup and nobody has said what a good steemian I am
25.rage quitting going viral was basically my idea but I'll only get credit if it lowers morale if it's well received I'll get zero credit
26.Redfish are the only freshwater species in the ecosystem like wtf
27.i just wanna be a steem turtle but dunno how much SP I need
28.i only have one drama token and I'm butthurt
29.last but not least I wanted the stinc managing director job

So do you get the frikkin picture? is that crystal clear! That's enough energy wasted on this steemhell!!!! idgaf if you are offended! I'm seriously raging against the mysteem and don't try to talk me out of it today. Tomorrow we can discuss all these skramatters in depth though because I'll totz be back for caturday...

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You do have nice hair!! And #3 is a deal breaker.. I mean seriously.. throws a table

Best rage quit I’ve seen yet... and I look forward to your future posts.. as I know there will be one.. as no one rage quits Steem and escapes #Icantquityou

!dramatoken

Haha, all I ever really wanted was hair recognition... I'll think about sticking around..

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Man, now I am thinking about a lot of things... a lot of things..

man! don't quit!


You've got DRAMA. You are going to be a Whale!

To view or trade DRAMA go to steem-engine.com.

You have very, very, very white teeth.

Thanks for noticing @steemmatt! That was almost grievance #30 stress coffee drinking due to steem has stained my teeth..

I used one of those fancy filters

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No one flagged you?? Can I, just for fun??

Man. I wanna turtle too!!!

I didn't know rage quitting was a thing. When did it become a thing? Sounds fun. See ya tomorrow...

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Yeah oddly enough I've only had one skirmish with flags and i talked my way out of it and got it reversed the next day.

Go for it I'll flag you right back haha!

Turtles are where it's at 🐢

I had fun rage quitting, I recommend it..

Hasta Mañana

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Man, dont quit! Stay with us!

Hello!

This post has been manually curated, resteemed
and gifted with some virtually delicious cake
from the @helpiecake curation team!

Much love to you from all of us at @helpie!
Keep up the great work!


helpiecake

did someone order cake?
Manually curated by @eonwarped.

27.i just wanna be a steem turtle but dunno how much SP I need.

please if you find out let us know! i want to be a penguin those guys are cute.

I definitely will keep you posted.. I'm all about the land and sea critters

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