I'm @randowhale. A lot of my friends are in movies. How many can you guess?
(The connection may be obvious, or it may be very obscure, but I promise you, there is a connection.)
Hakuna matata.
Well, let's hope they don't call you Speed for everything!
What can I say? We're all just bitches in the end.
I'm probably the hippest guy around here. I'm so hip, it hurts!
Told stories, made music, made carvings. Made babies.
You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
Who am I this time?
You don't wanna marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined and flabby!
Sell me this pen.
We don't need no thought control.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
But who? Who is worthy to be entrusted with the secret to limitless power? To become: The Dragon Warrior?
Surprised?
This is my entry for Mike's Writing Challenge Week #2
Steemit cards created by @fishmon.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Catweasel
Toto, I don't think we're online anymore...
Raymond: Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
Charlie: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Raymond: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Charlie: I don't want them back.
Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
Charlie: Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Raymond: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.
Charlie: All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.
Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnati, Ray, so don't even start with that.
The format of my every conversation with @catweasel. (And people wonder why I'm a cranky old bitch. Here. Have a look. THIS is the reason. I am the poor, long-suffering Charlie to his Raymond. It keeps him occupied. Sometimes, it keeps him out of trouble. Just not this time. You're welcome.)
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Just remember, you started it. And how.
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And as you know, I curse aloud -- sometimes more than once a day -- the man who introduced me to computers. The sentiment stands.
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Hahahaha, EPIC!
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A beautiful story of human nature on steem. You made me smile...
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Mission accomplished
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Great job! I love it
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Nice use of the other cards in the deck!
Thanks for entering! Check out this week's prompt for more writing fun!!
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