Day -3 | 3 days before I start my new employment based on a fake CV.

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Today, 3 days prior until i start my next job, I have decided to start a blog where I will write about how it is to start a new job and continue publishing material of situations from my work there. The kicker is that I have significantly faked my CV, work experience and background to get this job. I would not win this job and other previous employments (in which I have been fired from) unless I didn’t lie.

Folks, it is not always a glamorous life style that I have held the past 7 years of my life! Moreover, to hold a fake-won employment has its setbacks. However, I am looking forward to cash in a decent monthly salary of about $4,000 USD along quite an adrenaline boost compared with starting to work at most office surrounding the earnest way.

My goal with this blog is to share my knowledge of how you can fake your job background and land a respectful employment after completely misleading and tricking your future employer. As your personal guinea-pig, I plan to share my knowledge based on a day-to-day insight. An insight in which I plan to share actual real life situations that actually occur to me. Amidst my daily updates, I will share vital tips that come from nearly a decade of tricking employers and recruitment agencies. This will involve my many embarrassing moments and important lessons learnt from my ups and lows. My vision is to help as many struggling people in desperate need of an employment to win that position! I could easily write an exciting book about my experiences, but putting them into context of my latest employment seem much more exciting!

On the flip side, I am quite worried about exposing myself and risking perhaps going to jail and being blacklisted throughout companies in my near area and across the internet for future reference. That is why I need to take precarious measures with personal information that I am willing to share about myself (such as my real name and my past employers) to give you the most realistic perspective of my situation.

Where am I currently based?

For now, I can say that I am based in Sweden, a hard place in terms of competition to win a position at an office job (which I am usually applying for) in the world. Most of the positions I have fought for have had between 200-300 applicants. On the other hand, Sweden is a country which provides safety in terms of personal economy when an individual is unemployed; however this is looked very down upon both from peers and from employers. Another reason to why it is very hard to get employed in Sweden is that it is highly expensive for a company to hire the wrong candidate in terms of taxes and legal obligations in case of firing a candidate becomes actual.

What is my current situation?

I am just above 30 years old, I am married to a wife that moved to Sweden less than 3 years ago from a foreign culture and we have a wonderful young kid together. Due to the unlucky timing of graduating amidst the great recession in 2008 and making a lot of career mistakes due to the lack of proper guidance from my peers I have had a significant uphill battle since the start of my career. My parents consist of an immigrated and irresponsible father who committed suicide when I was very young and my immigrated mother who has struggled to a point where she has been mentally ill, has frequently been in and out of mental institutions throughout all my life. This has impacted me in a way where I often experience post-traumatic stress and anxiety on regular basis. For a person with my background, you can perhaps begin to imagine how it is being responsible for my actual family's economy while doing my best to boosting that necessary self-confidence in order to ascent myself and my family out from social welfare, beating highly qualified employees with decades of relevant work experience, overcoming personality tests along several interview rounds.

I feel that my introduction is getting too long to cover on one post. Therefor, I will continue to write about my actual CV and work experience in my upcoming blog posts.

(I bet your initial thought when you saw this image was that it was an add! This is why i chose to set up this Blog on Steemit if you ever wonder- No more annoying ads, I only get paid with quality content)

This quote from Dave Ramsey, a fairly famous and successful motivational speaker, is a great depiction of my belief in making a successful career by faking a CV. As for me, I do not apply for a vacant job position unless (I think that) I know what I'm getting into. But such basic knowledge that I hold for any specific role that I apply for is surely at tops 20% of what the job role actually entitles. The other 80%, the rest of the knowledge I hold that enables me to win such an employment, comes from my behavior that i have earned through several interviews, short lived positions at various firms, and mistakes throughout the process from being unemployed to employed.

I will share more intricate details of my faked work life and artificial career with my next post!